Shakespearean Insults 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar

A pox on your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
?The Tempest

Why, thou peevish sheep!
?The Comedy of Errors

This year roast with rhythm and mock with meter! The Shakespearean Insults 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar transforms your everyday banter into witty wordplay and sophisticated zingers worthy of the Globe itself. Enjoy over three hundred handpicked insults straight from Shakespeare’s plays, guaranteed to keep you laughing and talking trash all year long. Perfect for drama lovers, word nerds, and anyone who wants to sound smart while throwing shade.

Features include:

No single-use plastic
Page size: 4.606" x 4.606"
Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
Full-color tear-off pages
Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia
Day/Date reference on each page
Combined weekend pages
Official major world holidays and observances
Over 300 hilarious insults excerpted from Shakespeare’s plays