Shakespearean Insults 2024 Day-to-Day Calendar

Wish’st thou to talk’st trash like the great bard, Shakespeare?

A pox on your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
—The Tempest

Each page of this 2024 desktop calendar features one of Shakespeare’s most scathing, ruthless, and laugh-inducing smackdowns. Take your insults to the next level with a little help from the great bard himself! Perfect for literature lovers, English majors, drama enthusiasts, and history buffs—this daily calendar will keep you entertained and ready to spar every day of 2024.

Features include:

4.5" x 4.5" page size
Easel backer for desk or tabletop display
Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
Full-color tear-off pages
Daily Extra on the back of each page—fun puzzles, trivia, activities, and more
Day/Date reference on each page
Combined weekend pages
Official major world holidays and observances
Includes a selection of Shakespeare’s best snubs and witticisms