Month of Misery - Miserable Spice

Open up this zine to explore over 31 days worth of content featuring EVEN MORE TEETH, an altar upon which you may sacrifice your gender (um, MÖRK BORG is woke now???), ways to get suuuuuper pfvcking high to help you cope with the misery, and a fishing mini-game—yes, that's right, a fishing mini-game! (No game is complete without a fishing mini-game. This is surely a necessary addition.) See what totally real people are saying: "I opened the cover and it's already going on about a weird tooth-thing that can make your penis rot off. Where did I go wrong?" —Greyson's mom, probably "Blasphemous. Heretical. Profane." —Anuk Schleger "Wow, this fishing mini-game really was a necessary addition!" —everyone Jokes aside, this third-party zine should help add some miserable spice to your MÖRK BORG sessions.